Friday, February 18, 2005
BONO NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PRIZE IN SELF-ADMIRATION
U2 singer Bono is, according to Nobelbookies.com, a 3-to-1 favorite to take the prize in the new Nobel category, which honors the human being considered the most proud, self-satisfied, or "mediawhorish" in pursuit of worthy causes worldwide. Bono was unavailable for comment, as he was busy undergoing treatment for mirror addiction, but his agent, Lefty Lipshitzovitz, told TRR that his client "couldn't be more pleased with the nomination -- unless he was, say, being fellated by four or five fans in Philly. But that won't be till next Tuesday."
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