Friday, December 10, 2004
TRR TOP TWELVE 2004: MOST POPULAR POP SONG TOPICS
With the Grammy nominations just announced, we decided to look at what songwriters of this year's top tunes were inspired by. After analyzing over 1000 hits, TRR found they wrote most about the following universal themes:
1. Love
2. Lost love
3. Long lost loves
4. Bush
5. Lost bush
6. Long lost bush
7. Lost keys
8. What songwriters over 40 are supposed to do about music ageism
9. The comedic genius of Christopher Guest
10. Ways to get into prison
11. Popping cops (top charttopper: "Mary's Poppin' ")
12. The promising future of fuel-cell engines
1. Love
2. Lost love
3. Long lost loves
4. Bush
5. Lost bush
6. Long lost bush
7. Lost keys
8. What songwriters over 40 are supposed to do about music ageism
9. The comedic genius of Christopher Guest
10. Ways to get into prison
11. Popping cops (top charttopper: "Mary's Poppin' ")
12. The promising future of fuel-cell engines
FABERGE EGG COMPANY, SEEKING TO SHORE UP SHARE PRICE, SUES "EVERY SPY FILM EVER MADE"
ALSO SUES 978 "HEIST FILMS"; SEEKS $3 BILLION IN ROYALTIES, AND RETURN OF STOLEN PRICELESS EGG
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
PEARL HARBOR SPEECHES COMMEMORATE BOMBING OF BEN AFFLECK'S CAREER
PRESIDENT SAYS "WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP IN THE WAR ON TERRIBLE"
"We cannot and will not rest... until all terrible celluloids are vanquished" said Mr. Bush, at a ceremony marking the anniversary of the approximate day Ben Affleck's career began its current decline. "Although we will never forget the damage and pain caused by that barrage of awful movies and abundance of hype, we can all take comfort in the fact that Affleck movies are no longer guaranteed blockbusters. And we will continue our struggle, until, God willing, all copies of Gigli are permanently removed from the face of the Earth".
"We cannot and will not rest... until all terrible celluloids are vanquished" said Mr. Bush, at a ceremony marking the anniversary of the approximate day Ben Affleck's career began its current decline. "Although we will never forget the damage and pain caused by that barrage of awful movies and abundance of hype, we can all take comfort in the fact that Affleck movies are no longer guaranteed blockbusters. And we will continue our struggle, until, God willing, all copies of Gigli are permanently removed from the face of the Earth".
