Sunday, April 09, 2006
FDA BANS NEW CEREAL ENDORSED BY BARRY BONDS, "CHEERIODS"
Government Also Denies Trademark On Phrase, "Breakfast of Champiods"
Mr. Bonds, who is chasing Babe Ruth and Hank Aaron in the lifetime homerun category, denied that Cheeriods were "devoid of taste", as one food critic put it. Instead, the San Francisco slugger insisted the GMO-certified cereal was "simply loaded with wholesome goodness that just so happens to pack on the muscle", which is useful "in sports that embrace good old fashioned American ingenuity and the drive for excellent pecs". Asked about the Genetically Modified food and food by-products used to make their Cheeriods, breakfast cereal conglomerate Kelloids had no comment.
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Mr. Bonds, who is chasing Babe Ruth and Hank Aaron in the lifetime homerun category, denied that Cheeriods were "devoid of taste", as one food critic put it. Instead, the San Francisco slugger insisted the GMO-certified cereal was "simply loaded with wholesome goodness that just so happens to pack on the muscle", which is useful "in sports that embrace good old fashioned American ingenuity and the drive for excellent pecs". Asked about the Genetically Modified food and food by-products used to make their Cheeriods, breakfast cereal conglomerate Kelloids had no comment.
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