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Saturday, October 08, 2005

CONSERVATIVES WANT SCHOOLS TO TEACH ALTERNATIVE TO THEORY OF GRAVITY; NEW BILL MANDATES TEACHERS GIVE EQUAL TIME TO THEORY OF "INTELLIGENT DESCENT"

Christian Right "Ecstatic" That Alternative to "Questionable Gravity Theory" May Finally Appear In Textbooks; Wants Schoolkids To Decide Whether "Intelligent Attractor" Is More Plausible Reason Why Objects Fall

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Sunday, October 02, 2005

NNN EXCLUSIVE!: GOV. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER TELLS THE ROSE REVIEW HIS VIEWS ON PROPS, STEROIDS, BASEBALL, GRAY DAVIS & GROPING FOR THE GOOD OLD DAYS

The Governor explains the endowment of a previous girliefriend.

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U.S. HOMEBUILDERS ASSOCIATION PREDICTS THAT, IF CURRENT TRENDS CONTINUE, AVG CAL HOME PRICE WILL REACH $2.4 BILLION BY 2025

GOVT HOUSING OFFICE CALLS PROJECTION "RIDICULOUS"; INSISTS FIGURE "WILL BE CLOSER TO 2.1 BILLION"

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KANYE WEST APPEARS ON SAT NIGHT LIVE; TELLS NATION "GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T HATE BLACK PEOPLE, ONLY POOR BLACKS WHO DON'T TALK AND DRESS ALL WHITEY-LIKE"

RAPPER REFUSES TO WEAR MUZZLE AND STRAIGHT JACKET AS ORDERED

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