Friday, September 09, 2005
BUSH TELLS KANYE WEST HE "DOES LIKE BLACK PEOPLE", HE JUST CAN'T STAND THEIR MUSIC
ALSO WAS UPSET THAT KATRINA AID HAD BEEN ARRIVING "AT A NIGGARDLY PACE"
Today, a frustrated President Bush once again tried to bolster plummeting poll ratings by reexplaining his position on hurricane relief and African Americans. "When it comes to giving aid, my administration is not an Indian giver, we ain't gonna Jew someone down to get rock-bottom prices, we just gonna help. You can bet on it. And if I ever lost that bet, I'd never Welsh on it. God bless you, and may God Bless America - the only place in the world where niggas, wops, spics, chinks, kikes, dykes, fags, Irish drunks and cheap Scotsmen can all live together in harmony, not judged by what's on the outside, but the stuff we can't stand about 'em on the inside. Amen."
Today, a frustrated President Bush once again tried to bolster plummeting poll ratings by reexplaining his position on hurricane relief and African Americans. "When it comes to giving aid, my administration is not an Indian giver, we ain't gonna Jew someone down to get rock-bottom prices, we just gonna help. You can bet on it. And if I ever lost that bet, I'd never Welsh on it. God bless you, and may God Bless America - the only place in the world where niggas, wops, spics, chinks, kikes, dykes, fags, Irish drunks and cheap Scotsmen can all live together in harmony, not judged by what's on the outside, but the stuff we can't stand about 'em on the inside. Amen."
Sunday, September 04, 2005
NNN EXCLUSIVE! PRESIDENT BUSH INTERVIEW WITH THE ROSE REVIEW
Click button to play our exclusive (albeit accidental) interview with President George W. Bush, commenting on the Katrina disaster.NNN EXCLUSIVE: PRESIDENT BUSH'S STIRRING SPEECH TO NEW ORLEANS ON POST-KATRINA "PROGRESS"
HURRICANE FARNSWORTH HEADS FOR KENNEBUNKPORT, MAINE; CITIZENS ALREADY EVACUATED, BILLIONS IN AID OK'D, NATL GUARD IN PLACE; REMODELING FUNDS APPROVED
"Wow, The Feds Really Learned A Lesson From Nawlins! Buffy and I Are Not Only Vacationing Safe and Sound in Tahiti on Uncle Sam, But Our Mansion Will Actually Appreciate After The Hurricane Scurries Away!" Says Local Kennebunkportian
President's Father's Home Safe; Bush The Elder Takes Charter Jet Out "Just In Time... To Get To Opening Of New Golf Course In Bermuda"
President's Father's Home Safe; Bush The Elder Takes Charter Jet Out "Just In Time... To Get To Opening Of New Golf Course In Bermuda"
