Sunday, September 04, 2005
HURRICANE FARNSWORTH HEADS FOR KENNEBUNKPORT, MAINE; CITIZENS ALREADY EVACUATED, BILLIONS IN AID OK'D, NATL GUARD IN PLACE; REMODELING FUNDS APPROVED
"Wow, The Feds Really Learned A Lesson From Nawlins! Buffy and I Are Not Only Vacationing Safe and Sound in Tahiti on Uncle Sam, But Our Mansion Will Actually Appreciate After The Hurricane Scurries Away!" Says Local Kennebunkportian
President's Father's Home Safe; Bush The Elder Takes Charter Jet Out "Just In Time... To Get To Opening Of New Golf Course In Bermuda"
President's Father's Home Safe; Bush The Elder Takes Charter Jet Out "Just In Time... To Get To Opening Of New Golf Course In Bermuda"
