Saturday, January 07, 2006
BUSINESS "ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE SHOW BUSINESS" DISCOVERED, SCIENTISTS SAY
In a shocking blow to the world of show tunes, archaeologists in England say they have found what appears to be a business "remarkably similar to show business" -- the strongest challenge yet to the centuries-old belief that there is no business like show business. Scientists on Broadway had no official comment, but privately admit they may ultimately need to change the classic song's title to "There's One Business Like Show Business".