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Saturday, August 05, 2006

 

OWEN WILSON AGREES TO "DUPREE" SPREE; WILL DO SEQUELS "YOU, ME AND DEACON BLUE" & "THAT STEELY DAN SONG WITH THE BITCHIN SOLO"

Steely Dan issued a statement saying that they still think Wilson's film "You, Me and Dupree" is a ripoff of their song "Cousin Dupree", and their similarity is not "pure coincidence, synchronicity, dumb luck and poppycock" as Owen claims it to be. The group, best known for a string of 70's pop hits, also announced two new singles to be released this year - "Reeling in the Wedding Crashers" and "Zoolander, Don't Lose That Number".

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

 

ISRAEL RESUMES LEBANONSTOP BOMBING; WIDENS SCOPE OF WAR TO INCLUDE BOMBING HOME OF MEL GIBSON


Sunday, July 30, 2006

 

MEL GIBSON APOLOGIZES FOR ANTISEMITIC REMARKS DURING DUI ARREST; SAYS THIS WON'T AFFECT PRODUCTION OF HIS NEW SEQUEL "THEM JEW BASTARDS KILLED CHRIST"

In a statement, the Oscar-winning director added that "some of my best friends are Jews," and "no, I never said Jews control all of Hollywood - it's only like 75 percent, tops." He also promised to remove objectionable scenes from his sequel to "The Passion of the Christ" -- such as a 12-minute sequence showing closeups of large Jewish noses, and another scene where several Jews attend a party for Jesus without bringing anything.

Gibson, after apologizing profusely, closes his statement by saying, "I want to encourage everyone to go out and see 'Them Jew Bastards Killed Christ.' It's really fun for the whole family. And, to show my good faith, I want to invite all Jews to see the film absolutely free, because I know how they hate to part with money."

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