Friday, May 13, 2005
NNN EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK! "STARt WARS: Episode 3: Revenge of the Shiith"
movie preview by Don Rose, NNN Senior Editor
Launching this summer, the newest episode in the STARt WARS saga revolves around phase 3 of the Clone Wars. Now that the Republic has vanquished Afghanistatooine and Iraqoo, thanks in part to a vast number of Republican clones, the Supreme Chancellor has his sights set on Iranus. However, the race of mysterious Shiith in Iraqoo and Iranus becomes part of a growing resistance against the Republic. To quell the rising rebellion, the Senate grants the Chancellor special war powers, and the Chancellor promises the Senate he will use these powers to crush the Force in Iranus that threatens the Republic, then give the powers right back, "because I'm a nice guy, honest". However, the Iranus threat turns out to be a phantom menace, since there is no Deathtoamerica Star in Iranus after all -- the war turns out to be an excuse for Mr. Supreme (a.k.a. Darth Sidickcheneyus) to grab power and build the Republic into an imperial Empire, which will lead to great titles later on like "The Empire Strikes Back", "Dude, Where's My Empire?" and "Beach Blanket Empire".
Can Obi-Jon Kerryobi, Ted Kennoby and their fellow Jedemi quell the swelling Republican power grab, and preserve democracy? Will the war-raging Republican Clone Armey mean neverending DeLay tactics and the loss of ethical government, or even a totalitarian Empire State? If so, will it be housed in an Empire State Building? Will Darth Sidickcheneyus finally seduce Anykill Bushwalker all the way to the Dark Side? And most important of all, why no Yoda Soda?
Stay tuned to New News Network for all the exciting answers: trrnnn.blogspot.com
FIRST ANNUAL FAME AWARDS ANNOUNCED, HONORING MOST FAMOUS PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD AND OTHER FAME-GENERATING INDUSTRIES
Oprah Winfrey Set To Host; "Honored to Be Honoring So Many Remarkably Famous People"
The Fame Awards, newest of the 892 award shows that honor Hollywood stars each year, will honor some of the top luminaries of the entertainment and political worlds for their tireless efforts to become famous, as well as those whose fame has come almost by accident. "No matter what our beginnings, or how we rose to fame, the one thing that binds us together is the fact that we are all remarkably famous people" said Ms. Winfrey, the host of this first annual gala -- the first event ever to honor famedom as an end unto itself.
The Fame Awards, newest of the 892 award shows that honor Hollywood stars each year, will honor some of the top luminaries of the entertainment and political worlds for their tireless efforts to become famous, as well as those whose fame has come almost by accident. "No matter what our beginnings, or how we rose to fame, the one thing that binds us together is the fact that we are all remarkably famous people" said Ms. Winfrey, the host of this first annual gala -- the first event ever to honor famedom as an end unto itself.
In a symbol of empathy for those who have fallen from fame, a yellow ribbon will be worn by all attendees. Proceeds from the event's soundtrack will benefit the Hollywood Home for the Aged and Once Famous, and features the new song "Fame, We Hardly Knew Ye", a touching duet by Glen Campbell and Jamie Farr.
"The honorees at this event, who have been meaningful to so many of us over the years due to their great levels of fame, are legends of famedom who have been magnificent in how they pioneered and advanced the art and science of fame," Ms. Winfrey said in a statement. "It is because of their steps that our journey to even greater heights of fame truly has no boundaries."
The categories at the Fame Awards include "Newest Famous Face", "Fastest Rising Famous Star", "Most Likely To Become Famous", "Most Famous for Being Famous", and the top award, "Most Famous Person of the Year".
Publicists for the event would not confirm exactly how many famous people would attend the star-studded affair, but did say it could "easily number in the thousands, if you count the mega-famous, semi-famous and infamous as a single group."
The categories at the Fame Awards include "Newest Famous Face", "Fastest Rising Famous Star", "Most Likely To Become Famous", "Most Famous for Being Famous", and the top award, "Most Famous Person of the Year".
Publicists for the event would not confirm exactly how many famous people would attend the star-studded affair, but did say it could "easily number in the thousands, if you count the mega-famous, semi-famous and infamous as a single group."
