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Friday, August 18, 2006

 

PRODUCERS OF "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE" SELL SPINOFF TO CBS, "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SHUT UP FOR A WHILE"


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NASA ADMITS IT NOT ONLY LOST ORIGINAL TAPES OF FIRST MOON LANDING, IT ALSO ACCIDENTALLY TAPED OVER FIRST EAGLES REUNION

NASA, under fire for losing tapes of the greatest event in mankind's history - the landing of Apollo 11 and Neil Armstrong's first steps on the moon - now admits that someone at their agency has accidentally recorded over tapes of the first Eagles reunion tour. Ironically, some polls indicate that the retaping incident may have in fact improved the popularity of NASA.

The space agency had no comment on the sudden appearance on YouTube and iTunes of two new mashup videos: "The Eagles Has Landed," featuring Joe Walsh and Glenn Frey tripping Buzz Aldrin with hilarious results - and "Moon Rocks", in which Don Henley conducts an experiment to see if "Hotel California" can still be numbingly boring in a vacuum.

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PRODUCERS OF "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE" SELL SPINOFF SHOW TO SPIKE TV, "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LIGHTEN UP ON THE MAKEUP A LITTLE YOU WHORE"


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DIRECTOR OF "SNAKES ON A PLANE" SIGNS ON FOR SEQUEL, "SNAKES ON A TRAIN THAT CAN'T STOP FOR SOME REASON"


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PRODUCERS OF "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE" SELL SPINOFF SHOW TO ABC, "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST"


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