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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

 

ISRAEL BEGINS PULLOUT, LEAVING MANY IN GAZA FEELING UNSATISFIED

"GAZA STRIP" GENTLEMAN'S CLUB CLOSES TODAY; WILL REOPEN NEXT YEAR AS "PALESTINE PALACE"

The management of the Gaza Strip -- oldest adult gentleshiek's club in the tri-annex area -- told TRR that they will probably have most of the same clientele after the name change, which many Arabs say has a nice ring to it, and is much better than the name it beat out, "The Fickle Nipple".

Many who frequent the club say they are feeling quite unsatisfied with Israel's slow pullout, and refusal to provide protection. They also say they now have a strong urge to smoke a pack of cigarettes. Israel told TRR they too feel unsatisfied, and did not want to pullout, but they promise to call Gaza tomorrow and send some flowers.