Friday, May 13, 2005
NNN EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK! "STARt WARS: Episode 3: Revenge of the Shiith"
movie preview by Don Rose, NNN Senior Editor
Launching this summer, the newest episode in the STARt WARS saga revolves around phase 3 of the Clone Wars. Now that the Republic has vanquished Afghanistatooine and Iraqoo, thanks in part to a vast number of Republican clones, the Supreme Chancellor has his sights set on Iranus. However, the race of mysterious Shiith in Iraqoo and Iranus becomes part of a growing resistance against the Republic. To quell the rising rebellion, the Senate grants the Chancellor special war powers, and the Chancellor promises the Senate he will use these powers to crush the Force in Iranus that threatens the Republic, then give the powers right back, "because I'm a nice guy, honest". However, the Iranus threat turns out to be a phantom menace, since there is no Deathtoamerica Star in Iranus after all -- the war turns out to be an excuse for Mr. Supreme (a.k.a. Darth Sidickcheneyus) to grab power and build the Republic into an imperial Empire, which will lead to great titles later on like "The Empire Strikes Back", "Dude, Where's My Empire?" and "Beach Blanket Empire".
Can Obi-Jon Kerryobi, Ted Kennoby and their fellow Jedemi quell the swelling Republican power grab, and preserve democracy? Will the war-raging Republican Clone Armey mean neverending DeLay tactics and the loss of ethical government, or even a totalitarian Empire State? If so, will it be housed in an Empire State Building? Will Darth Sidickcheneyus finally seduce Anykill Bushwalker all the way to the Dark Side? And most important of all, why no Yoda Soda?
Stay tuned to New News Network for all the exciting answers: trrnnn.blogspot.com
