Friday, April 08, 2005
SHUTTLE READIES FOR LAUNCH, DESPITE CRACK; NASA INSISTS "U.S. MUST RETURN TO EARLY 60's GLOBAL DOMINANCE IN NUMBER OF ROCKET LAUNCH EXPLOSIONS"
Despite evidence of a crack in "part of one of its parts", the shuttle is, according to NASA, "just fine, peachy keen, A-OK and ready to blow. I mean, go". The upcoming shuttle launch is vitally important to NASA, said spokesman Kip Torn. "We sincerely hope", said Torn, "to remind the world just how mundane, mind-numbingly uninspiring space drudgery is done".
(report filed by Don Rose, Senior News Editor, TheRoseReview.com)
(report filed by Don Rose, Senior News Editor, TheRoseReview.com)
