Sunday, April 03, 2005
PREZ AND CONGRESS SIGN BILL OUTLAWING CREMATION; "CANNOT TAKE RISK THAT A POSSIBLY STILL ALIVE DEAD PERSON MAY COME BACK TO FULL ALIVENESS", SAYS GOP
The GOP leadership also announced plans to ban all references to death in normal speech, as part of their "Culture Of Life" reform package. For example, if passed, uttering phrases like "I killed 'em, we slayed 'em, I died out there, dying is easy comedy is hard, the bill was dead on arrival, we killed the bill, Bring Out Yer Dead, death and taxes, Meat Is Murder, Kill Bill", etc., could result in the Death Penalty.
(report filed by Don Rose, Senior News Editor, TheRoseReview.com)
(report filed by Don Rose, Senior News Editor, TheRoseReview.com)
