Thursday, February 10, 2005
NORTH KOREA, "TIRED OF IRAN GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION", ANNOUNCES IT HAS NUKES, AND HAS LOST 20 POUNDS
Axis of Evil Founding Member North Korea, in a move that stunned the part of the world that has never seen a TV, announced that they have nuclear weapons. A spokesman told TRR they hope this announcement will draw America away from its "infatuation" with Iran, and think about them for a while. However, some nuclear pundits and phallic symbol experts told TRR the nuke news is actually "overblown", and that the weapons in question "are actually really very teeny tiny nukes, with the TNT equivalence of three or four firecrackers, tops".
