Tuesday, December 07, 2004
PEARL HARBOR SPEECHES COMMEMORATE BOMBING OF BEN AFFLECK'S CAREER
PRESIDENT SAYS "WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP IN THE WAR ON TERRIBLE"
"We cannot and will not rest... until all terrible celluloids are vanquished" said Mr. Bush, at a ceremony marking the anniversary of the approximate day Ben Affleck's career began its current decline. "Although we will never forget the damage and pain caused by that barrage of awful movies and abundance of hype, we can all take comfort in the fact that Affleck movies are no longer guaranteed blockbusters. And we will continue our struggle, until, God willing, all copies of Gigli are permanently removed from the face of the Earth".
"We cannot and will not rest... until all terrible celluloids are vanquished" said Mr. Bush, at a ceremony marking the anniversary of the approximate day Ben Affleck's career began its current decline. "Although we will never forget the damage and pain caused by that barrage of awful movies and abundance of hype, we can all take comfort in the fact that Affleck movies are no longer guaranteed blockbusters. And we will continue our struggle, until, God willing, all copies of Gigli are permanently removed from the face of the Earth".
