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Wednesday, November 24, 2004

 

SECURITY CONCERNS CITED FOR INCREASED FEELING OF WOMEN'S BREASTS AT AIRPORTS; FAA HEAD OF BREAST FEELING B.J. CLINTON SAYS "QUALITY IS JOB ONE"


INSISTS BOOB SQUEEZEDOWNS ARE ALWAYS DONE "SLOWLY, CAREFULLY, WITH GENTLE CARESSES -- AND USUALLY, A FREE DINNER"


FAA officials tell TRR that since female suicide passengers were involved in airline terrorism earlier this year, a titanic shift in the amount of rackchecks was the logical response. "We've put our finger on a hot button, a deadly problem, and we intend to squeeze the life out of that problem" said one official, while squeezing a buxom lass he said was "trying to smuggle a pair of large cantelopes into the country under her shirt".


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