Saturday, November 06, 2004
BUSH SAYS JOBLESS RATE WILL SOON FALL DRAMATICALLY AS DEMOCRATS LEAVE NATION IN DROVES
NEW VACATION PACKAGE, THE "FOUR YEAR CRUISE", NOW SOLD OUT
Americans jammed Canada's main immigration website the day after the Election, a clear sign that many folks are seriously thinking about moving to our northern neighbor after the Bush victory November 2nd. "Or maybe they just happen to all be thinking about a Canuck vacation at the same time, eh!" joked a spokesman for the White House. UK, Kiwi and Aussie sites experienced similar spikes in U.S. visits. Also surging with Democratic websurfers mere hours after the election were sites for Mexico, the Caribbean, South America, Greenland, Iceland, Lapland, Chad, Togo, Europe, Asia, Southeast Asia, India, Russia, China, the North Pole, the South Pole, the Space Station, and Lunar Bases.
The travel industry couldn't be more ecstatic at the unexpected boom. "All of our four year cruises are booked solid," raved travel agent Skip Townsend. "But we do have a few eight year trips available, if you hate Hillary too."
