Monday, November 01, 2004
ON NOV. 2, MILLIONS OF MALE VOTERS FACE MOST IMPORTANT CHOICE IN HISTORY: "VICTORY SEX" OR "SYMPATHY SEX"
"Bottom line, there's gonna be sex, and plenty of it", claims sexologist and handlebar mustache researcher Ed Bedlee. "Election night historically provides a 'perfect storm' of conditions for the horizontal mambo: surging emotions, excuses to hug happy females with each state's exit poll numbers, and the handy excuse of either victory celebration or defeat sympathy. It's every male's dream."
