Monday, October 18, 2004
TRR SCOOP: GOP TO THROW LAVISH "OSAMA WHERE ART THOU" PARTY
The "Osama Where Art Thou" Halloween Ball and Fun-Raiser has already become THE hot ticket in Washington, as President Bush has, according to our trusty TRR sources, decided to finally cart out the terrible terrorist for all to see, mock, shock and awe. At great risk to life and limb, TRR has obtained the official Press Release, available exclusively here, at New News Now. It reads:
"Get out your turbans and dust off that Cat Stevens impression, because the Grand Old Party is throwing a Grand Old Party indeed, to celebrate the "coming out" of America's former favorite felon, Mr. Bin Laden hizzelf. Donors will pony up a pretty penny to play "Dunk The Terrorist" with OBL, after which the wet warlord will get the electrical voltage treatment from high-roller guests in the "Shock the Monkey" room. After enough guests have "Been Proddin" Osama with tazer guns, all will enjoy a sumptuous dinner of Osamosas, Filet Minion, Red Sea Bass, and Spin Room Spinach. Jay Leno will then host a roast of the guest of dishonor, featuring Don Rickles, Dennis Miller, and Yakov Smirnoff. Bin Laden will then be roasted on an open fire."
"Get out your turbans and dust off that Cat Stevens impression, because the Grand Old Party is throwing a Grand Old Party indeed, to celebrate the "coming out" of America's former favorite felon, Mr. Bin Laden hizzelf. Donors will pony up a pretty penny to play "Dunk The Terrorist" with OBL, after which the wet warlord will get the electrical voltage treatment from high-roller guests in the "Shock the Monkey" room. After enough guests have "Been Proddin" Osama with tazer guns, all will enjoy a sumptuous dinner of Osamosas, Filet Minion, Red Sea Bass, and Spin Room Spinach. Jay Leno will then host a roast of the guest of dishonor, featuring Don Rickles, Dennis Miller, and Yakov Smirnoff. Bin Laden will then be roasted on an open fire."
