Monday, November 01, 2004
SHUTTLE TO RETURN TO FLIGHT IN MID '05, AS NEWEST MEMBER OF FEDEX FLEET
UPCOMING MISSIONS WILL INSPIRE ENTIRE NEW GENERATION OF SPACE ENTHUSIASTS TO "USE FEDEX"
"The space shuttle will add a degree of respect and panache that money just can't buy. Well, actually it did. But you get my point" said a spokesman for FedEx. NASA said renting out the space plane for supersonic suborbital package delivery will fit the agency's new motto, "Safety First, If At All Possible". In addition, the infusion of corporate cash will help fund NASA's newest missions, which will focus more heavily on the goal of "landing a man on Ellen DeGeneres by 2015".
"The space shuttle will add a degree of respect and panache that money just can't buy. Well, actually it did. But you get my point" said a spokesman for FedEx. NASA said renting out the space plane for supersonic suborbital package delivery will fit the agency's new motto, "Safety First, If At All Possible". In addition, the infusion of corporate cash will help fund NASA's newest missions, which will focus more heavily on the goal of "landing a man on Ellen DeGeneres by 2015".
