Saturday, October 30, 2004
NEW SPONSOR: CHEVY MAXILLA. THE SUV THAT SAYS "WORLD... GO TO HELL"
[AD] MAXILLA. The name alone makes other cars vere off the road. And well they should, to make room for you and your family, because you crave the best. The biggest. The widest. The tallest. To hell with parking spaces. To hell with gas mileage (although, at 3 mpg city, 5 mpg highway, other SUVs will envy you). Get out of my way, world. This is Me Time. The all-new all-terrain all-powerful Chevy Maxilla. It's getting you hard already. (Actual mileage and license plate may vary. Consult your doctor before taking Maxilla. Climb/declimb ladder extra. Basic model $89,990. $99,990 nicely equipped. Fawning mistress with jaw-dropping rack not included.)
