Wednesday, November 03, 2004
DEMOCRATS TAKE OUT WANT AD FOR NEW NATIONAL LEADER
“Wanted: Presidential, Clintonesque Democrat to lead national party. Prefer current or former Governor, since all but one election since 1976 have been won by ex-Governors. Must have stellar background and rhetoric in security and terrorism, yet equal acumen in creating jobs and a national health care plan. Must have ability to win Southern states, or Ohio. Ideal candidate is strong and aggressive, yet has no plans to annex Poland. You are: naturally affable, funny, inspiring; you are not: a flip-flopper, overthinker or wuss. Preferably have great hair, or last name Clinton. If this sounds like you, call immediately: 1-800-NOLOSER.”
