Wednesday, November 10, 2004
ASHCROFT RESIGNS AS ATTY GENERAL, ACCEPTS OFFER TO HEAD GAY JEWISH CRUISE LINE
The facts are still sketchy, but both CBS News and the NY Times are reporting that the nation's lead law enforcer has stepped down, and will accept a new post as head of CruiseGayJews -- a leading Hebrew homosexual vacation conglomerate. Ashcroft neither confirmed nor denied the story, but a source close to John said he "wanted a new challenge". Another source said Ashcroft often interrupted meetings to watch reruns of The Love Boat, and expressed a profound admiration for Gavin McLeod's work, "so you connect the dots".
