Wednesday, November 10, 2004
VIETNAM WAR BUFFS HOLD ANNUAL RE-ENACTMENT
"G.I.'S, GUNS 'N GOOKS" MEET IN PARK TO ENJOY BURGERS AND DOGS AS CROWD CHEERS "REMARKABLY REALISTIC" DEPICTION OF NAPALM SPRAYING, MY-LAI MASSACRE, TET OFFENSIVE IN TRADITIONAL GARB
"There's always a faction that wants to change the outcome of our mini-Nam, but I say, if we're gonna do an accurate restaging, we gotta keep it real -- gotta make sure we suffer a humiliating and decisive drubbing," said Vietnam Veterans Thespians President Hal Gallup. "The mock airlift from our faux Saigon always brings down the house".
In related news, a new spinoff group, Daughters Of Gulf War Actors Group, is set to debut their Persian Gulf re-enactment next year, with Guest of Honor Donald Rumsfeld throwing out the ceremonial first bomb. DOGWAG tickets are still available.
