Thursday, November 18, 2004
LAST VOTER IN LINE FINALLY CASTS BALLOT IN OHIO
EXIT POLLS SHOW VOTER VOTED 87 TIMES FOR BUSH, SO OUTCOME UNLIKELY TO AFFECT ELECTION
With a stubborn combination of patience and patriotic duty, Chester Grimes today cast the last ballot in Ohio, where polls technically closed November 2nd, but remained open for Grimes, the last man in line. "Thank God I were in line before that there cutoff", joked the patient patriot. Grimes, who voted for Bush, expressed happiness that his vote actually was counted as 87 votes for the President. "I know he is a head write now, but I jest want to help make him more mandater than he already be" said Grimes, a Cleveland English teacher, in a written statement. "I am being firmly proud that are system of govment werks."