Wednesday, January 26, 2005
"FAHRENHEIT 9/11", "DEM JEW BASTARDS KILLED CHRIST" SNUBBED BY OSCAR(tm)(sm)(r)(:-)
MOORE FILM ONLY GETS "BEST TEMPERATURE" NOMINATION; GIBSON DEBUTS "CHRIST: SECOND COMING SOON" PROMO FOR PRESS
Michael Moore, outraged at the oversight by the world's biggest awards show, vowed to change their minds by going on a hunger strike "for as long as it takes, or 15 minutes, whichever comes first". Jennifer Garner garnered no noms as well. Mel Gibson, whose "Christ" film received few Oscolades, said he didn't care, since he will make a mint from his upcoming sequel, "Christ Forgives Dem Bloody Jew Bastards For Stiffing The Last Supper Tip". (Mel told TRR he'd love to give a full interview, but he's busy putting final touches on his "Abbott and Costello Meet The Three Stooges Meet The Four Seasons On Mars" remake). In a related story, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences voted unanimously to drop the "and Sciences" part of their name, citing the fact that most scientists left the organization years ago.
