Friday, April 08, 2005
RARE MAMMOTH REMAINS FOUND AT U.S. CONSTRUCTION SITE, NEXT TO SKELETON OF DEMOCRATIC CONGRESSMAN WITH BACKBONE
Based on skeletal evidence, the mammoth is believed to have stood approximately 12 feet tall, sporting eight-foot tusks. The Democrat, a member of the long-extinct species Thinkus Independus, is believed to be distantly related to the Sheen family.
(report filed by Don Rose, Senior News Editor, TheRoseReview.com)
(report filed by Don Rose, Senior News Editor, TheRoseReview.com)
