Saturday, September 03, 2005
35 YEAR OLD MAN, APPETITE RUINED AFTER EATING DESSERT BEFORE DINNER IN 1977, FINALLY EATS AGAIN
Solid Food May Be Consumed "As Soon As Next Week", Say Baffled Medical Experts
A man whose mother said his appetite would be ruined if he ever ate dessert before dinner is finally eating food again, according to doctors at John Hopkins. After losing his appetite back when the original "Star Wars" was released (as well as "Annie Hall"), Alan Leftoe spent 28 years nourishing himself with pills and liquids, but he is now looking forward to actually eating "real food" again. Alan's mother could not be reached for comment, as she was too busy spending quality time with Alan, telling him how awful his current girlfriend is and why she'd make a terrible wife even though Alan just wants to schtup her a few times.
In an amazing coincidence, both directors of the aforementioned films (George Lucas and Woody Allen) have new films out this year. Film fans are ecstatic because the two auteurs will finally join forces for a daring new project -- the romantic sci-fi action comedy, "Melinda and Chewbacca", coming out next summer.
A man whose mother said his appetite would be ruined if he ever ate dessert before dinner is finally eating food again, according to doctors at John Hopkins. After losing his appetite back when the original "Star Wars" was released (as well as "Annie Hall"), Alan Leftoe spent 28 years nourishing himself with pills and liquids, but he is now looking forward to actually eating "real food" again. Alan's mother could not be reached for comment, as she was too busy spending quality time with Alan, telling him how awful his current girlfriend is and why she'd make a terrible wife even though Alan just wants to schtup her a few times.
In an amazing coincidence, both directors of the aforementioned films (George Lucas and Woody Allen) have new films out this year. Film fans are ecstatic because the two auteurs will finally join forces for a daring new project -- the romantic sci-fi action comedy, "Melinda and Chewbacca", coming out next summer.
