Saturday, July 30, 2005
INTERNET NEWS: PILE OF DIRTY LAUNDRY THAT STRONGLY RESEMBLES RONALD REAGAN FETCHES $85,000 ON EBAY
"Conservatives are hot right now" said Ed Baylor, Head of Auction Anomalies at the internet auction site. "Religious figure food, like Mother Mary lookalike lunches, still pull in the most, but rightwing politicians are right up there."
Another pile of filthy unwashed clothes, which did not have quite the same uncanny similarity to Reagan's face, only brought in $4,100.
In a related story, Baylor told TRR that a cowpie considered "a spitting image of Clarence Thomas" has yet to attract any bids.
story compiled by Don Rose, TRR Chief Political Retorter
Another pile of filthy unwashed clothes, which did not have quite the same uncanny similarity to Reagan's face, only brought in $4,100.
In a related story, Baylor told TRR that a cowpie considered "a spitting image of Clarence Thomas" has yet to attract any bids.
story compiled by Don Rose, TRR Chief Political Retorter
