Thursday, November 17, 2005
VIETNAM WAR BUFFS HOLD ANNUAL RE-ENACTMENT
"G.I.'S, GUNS 'N GOOKS" MEET IN MACARTHUR PARK TO ENJOY BURGERS AND DOG DOGS; "REMARKABLY REALISTIC" DEPICTION FEATURES NAPALM SPRAYING, MY-LAI MINI-MASSACRE, TINY TET OFFENSIVE IN TRADITIONAL GARB
"Last year, some folks wanted to change the outcome of our mini-Nam, but come on, where's the fun in that? If we're gonna do history right, we gotta keep it real -- gotta suffer a humiliating devastating trouncing," said Vietnam Veterans Thespians VP and Mock General Stone Wood. "As always, the simulated airlift from our faux Saigon brought down the house." Still, the event was not without controversy. "Frankly, the Little Dicky Nixon rapper was an attempt at being hip, and we deeply regret it. That act will be terminated with extreme prejudice".
In related news, a spinoff troupe -- Daughters Of Gulf War Actors Group -- canceled their annual Persian Gulf re-enactment this year. DOGWAG tickets can be traded in for refunds, or for tickets to the upcoming concert "Lee Greenwood Sings John Wayne's Favorite War Songs".
"Last year, some folks wanted to change the outcome of our mini-Nam, but come on, where's the fun in that? If we're gonna do history right, we gotta keep it real -- gotta suffer a humiliating devastating trouncing," said Vietnam Veterans Thespians VP and Mock General Stone Wood. "As always, the simulated airlift from our faux Saigon brought down the house." Still, the event was not without controversy. "Frankly, the Little Dicky Nixon rapper was an attempt at being hip, and we deeply regret it. That act will be terminated with extreme prejudice".
In related news, a spinoff troupe -- Daughters Of Gulf War Actors Group -- canceled their annual Persian Gulf re-enactment this year. DOGWAG tickets can be traded in for refunds, or for tickets to the upcoming concert "Lee Greenwood Sings John Wayne's Favorite War Songs".
