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Monday, September 26, 2005

 

BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP TO HOST NEW REALITY SHOW, "EXTREME COMBOVER"

Donald Trump, riding high on the success of his hit NBC show "The Apprentice", has signed on to host a new ABC spinoff called "Extreme Combover", where The Donald takes 12 ordinary balding men and teaches them the ancient art of transforming "side hair" into a swirling mound, simulating perfectly the female-attracting pseudo-pompadour. The subject who most succeeds in using Trump's hair-raising techniques will be told, "You're haired!" -- and receive a lucrative deal to manage the new national chain of Trump Hair Tower stores.

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