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Sunday, February 12, 2006

 

***AD***: COMING SOON... from the makers of "VAN HELSING"... the most eye-popping biopic of all time


In a world... of horrific horror and terrible terror... one man stood by his master's side.
Faithfully. Truthfully. Mouthfully.
Until now.

The wait is almost over.
Soon all will be revealed.
The greatest legend in the hallowed halls of horror takes centerstage at last.

From the award-winning key grip behind VAN HELSING...

the lighting technician behind DRACULA...
and the limo driver for THE MUMMY...
comes the biopic the world has been screaming for...

"IGOR!"

The greatest sidekick of all time finally tells his side of the story.
And it's not pretty.

It's all Igor, in all his gory glory.
Coming to theatres this summer.
And DVD soon after that. Very soon.

Rated "R" for rancid.