Wednesday, February 15, 2006
CHENEY WARNS OF MORE SHOOTING TO COME; WILL GO GUNNING FOR OTHER "FRIENDS" WHO "OWE ME MONEY"
"If you owe me dough, you better blow", warned Dick "Shooter" Cheney today, finally breaking his silence about shooting a dear hunting buddy while quail hunting. The Vice President offered a one day grace period for "friends and Democrats" to settle any unpaid debts with him, otherwise he will come gunning for them "come this weekend".
As for why he shot a man who was so close to him, and who apparently was in the process of getting a five out of his wallet to pay back the Veep, Mr. Cheney chuckled and said, "I thought he was Quayle".
As for why he shot a man who was so close to him, and who apparently was in the process of getting a five out of his wallet to pay back the Veep, Mr. Cheney chuckled and said, "I thought he was Quayle".
