Monday, October 18, 2004
BUSH PICKS UP KEY MEDIA ENDORSEMENTS: MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX DAILY, GOD'S WORD GAZETTE, NUCULAR WASTE WEEKLY
Also jumping on the White House bandwagon were The New Pork Times, NRA N' NASCAR Today, Bully Pulpit Press and, surprisingly, Juggs. Meanwhile, opponent John Kerry had a good week, picking up support from Thyme, Jewsweek, Lesbian Daughters of the American Revolution Monthly, Wonkoff.com, and National Guard Deserters For Kerry Magazine. Italian paper Wall Street Giorno was still reportedly undecided, "and may not even take a side", said Editor In Chief Frederico Fellatio, wearing a white suit, sleek glasses, and two ubermodels.