Wednesday, February 22, 2006
BUSH INSISTS SELLING ALL AIRPORT SECURITY BUSINESS TO UNITED DEATH TO AMERICA INC. WILL NOT POSE THREAT TO NATION
Bush continued to insist today that selling off all airport security operations to United Death To America Incorporated will not pose a serious threat to the nation.
In related news, the President also brushed off criticism of another idea he has floated around the beltway -- using only Arab pilots on planes, who must also be members of the little-known Kamikaze Union.
Asked why these questionable policies are even being considered by the Administration, Mr. Bush chuckled and said, "Well, y'all have stopped talkin' about Cheney now, haven't ya?"
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Filed by NNN Senior Retorter Don Rose -- New News Network -- trrnnn.blogspot.com
