Sunday, March 05, 2006
BUSH SINKS FURTHER IN POLLS; ADMITS HE MIGHT HAVE TOUGH TIME WINNING THIRD TERM
The President addressed his sinking poll numbers during a press conference in India, where he lent his support to a new ad campaign for outsourcing dubbed "Corporations Abroad: Thinking Frugally, Acting Globally". Bush admitted his poll figures were "shockingly low, considering how much we control the media".
Bush also noted, in an unusually frank moment, that he may have a "tougher time than I thought ramming through my Constitutional change package". This package, titled "The New New Deal", includes revisions such as allowing Senators to make Amendments "in times of war or vociferous obfuscation", and allowing a President to seek a third term. Explaining why three terms would be better than two, Bush said letting Americans abort a viable Presidency in its second trimester "was just wrong".
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